"If knowledge is power; then to be unknown, is to be unconquerable.

Intro movie when you select the Romulans in Star Trek: Birth of the Federation

First you will be baked, and then there will be cake

Portal has so many quotable lines, it’s insane

Hier ist das Bier billig.

The beer is cheap here. Most landlords in the German version of Baldur’s Gate 1 say this.

A man chooses. A slave obeys.

Poot Dispenser Here!

Eeerectin’ a dispenser!

Sentry going up!

HEY, LISTEN!!!

“Ready to wuuuuurk”

My toolbox! --Another World

I’m gunna fuck you! --Redneck Rampage

“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

• Cave Johnson, founder and CEO of Aperature Science

NES “Pro Wrestling”.

“A winner is you!”

Definition: “Love” is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope.
Statement: This definition, I am told, is subject to interpretation. Obviously, love is a matter of odds. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and strangely enough, not many meatbags would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose… against statistically long odds.

From your friendly robot, HK-47.

Wololo - Age of Empires

I’m surprised this isn’t one of the top comments. I don’t even play or have interest RTS games, only ever watched friends play it as a kid and it’s still stuck in my head to this day.

“Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise and… shine”.

My source is that I made it the fuck up!