Ffs, I can’t go back to Terraria while I am preoccupied with wrapping my head around Factorios Space Age.

Empowerment and ownership are the new pride and accomplishment.

Removed by mod

No. No agreeing. Only bitching.

I read something along of 200 million? And 8 years of development? Not even sold 25.000 times?

Over the years I have learned to pay attention to certain keywords that made me be extra careful about games advertised. So when I heard of AAAA, I immediately knew that CEO was on ketamine and the game will start as a dumpster fire.

See you again in six months. Maybe it will be in an acceptable state by then.

Iron Lung. Everyone is gone. Every star, every planet and every moon. The only people left are those who were on spaceships and stations. With one exception: A moon is found, glowing in the light of a star that doesn’t exist and filled with an ocean of blood. Desperate for answers, the new makeshift government sends prisoners in submarines deep into this ocean with a simple task: make it to a hand full of coordinates, take the pictures and make it out alive. Did I mention it’s an ocean of human blood?

This game fucked me up that one night I played it alone. And no, it won’t take you longer. The dev literally says so in the description. About an hour. But it’s cheap and takes you on a crazy ride. By David Szymanski, the mad genius behind Dusk.

Yes, I am only on Lemmy. I do not engage with other communities around the internet nor do I talk to anyone from the outernet. Especially not my friends who also like to play games.

Jfc, game literally came out today and the fanboys are already insufferable.

Just checked. It is. Fuck that CCP shit.

Crazy. Never heard of it.

Don’t know if this counts, but Resident Evil 4 killed off the tank controls and single-handedly popularised third person cameras for survival horror games.

Fine! I’m signing it!

Germany at 75.47%. We’re a bunch of slackers aren’t we?

Buy game that is wildly known to be too difficult for some. Made by studio known for making games too difficult for some.

Throws a fit and sues studio.

Yeah, that sounds like a skill issue.

Edit: It gets worse.

The player references not only Elden Ring but also Bloodborne in this regard. He says that game director Hidetaka Miyazaki cut a large chunk of Bloodborne out of the game. This was revealed in an interview where Miyazaki discussed players transforming into a beast. The player believes that this transformation feature is in Bloodborne but wasn’t ever added to the playable game.

https://nexushub.co.za/nexus/elden-ring-player-sues-from-software-over-difficult-and-inaccessible-game.html

This person is just plain mentally challenged. And I don’t mean that as an insult. Shit, that’s actually sad.

Huh. Someone must have triggered the fourth paradox. Nice!

Space Exploration was just too big for me. I tried twice and only got to the halfway point…I think.

Anyway, I gave up and am eagerly waiting for Space Age.

Makes all the “mom fucking” on CoD so much more real.

So we are back at normal 😎

1000 IQ power move: Valve promotes a fake game with fake trailers and fake reviews.

Day of the release approaches.

People buy and fire it up.

Starting screen says “Half Life 3”.

Thousands die from a stroke.

Microsoft is really rimjobbing that kafkaesque.

Point taken.