

One of the 3.
Big Bumpin’ & Pocketbike Racer are the other two, and the racing game is better than it has any right to be.


One of the 3.
Big Bumpin’ & Pocketbike Racer are the other two, and the racing game is better than it has any right to be.


UFO 50
1 - I grew up with the NES & now I have nostalgia for a game system that never existed.
2 - You literally get 50 games for the price of admission, so there’s sure to be something that clicks.
3 - I couldn’t imagine playing with a keyboard and mouse.
4 - Seriously, fifty games!
Get a Silhouette or Cricut machine and make your own. Plain sheets of sticker paper are cheap & you can make whatever size/design you want.
(May require some graphic design skills)


Same. I caught a black Friday deal years back & got a 2Tb for less than $150


The review period runs from January 1 - December 14; I think that’s a pretty solid snapshot of a year.
The thing that gets me is they don’t count any offline time, so my hours of playing sitting in my vehicle don’t get logged.


You also have to buy three different store exclusive special editions to get all of the content


I will join you to die on the hill, as long as the hill is made of Wizpig’s lifeless corpse…


It’s a Toss up between Ayla and Lucca for me, because of Lucca’s little side quest of “Wait, we can time travel… Let me go fix something real quick…”
Ayla gets bonus points for “Magic? F that ‘new’ stuff… Imma just bite & kick!”
I’m barely into act 2, and then Supergiant had the Gall to drop Hades 2 on me as well.
I’ve been playing a few rounds of H2 when I rage quit Silksong because of platforming shenanigans / Hard ass boss fights / getting bodied by nobodies while trying to reclaim my cocoon.
Gonna be a bit before I’m buying new games.


Fixed volume jumping to 100% upon removing 3.5mm headphones
THANK YOU! The random blast of audio coming out when my headphone unplugged was so annoying.


I’ve been playing The Binding of Isaac for decades. I’ve bought it probably 5 times on different systems, for friends, etc, bought the expansions as well. I’ve probably still spent less on that game than what a current AAA title costs, and I still have new content to play.
The problem with the industry is they are all trying to get the “next big thing” and they stick to the same formula, there’s no innovation from the big studios anymore. That’s also why I play way more Indie games, I think the last major title I bought was Tears of the Kingdom, and that was probably the last Nintendo title I’ll purchase.
Silksong & Hades 2 will probably be enough to last me the rest of the year. Having 1000 games to pick from doesn’t bother me because I don’t need to play them all.





Trump v Nintendo would be an interesting fight…
I’m not even sure how that would play out.


The answer to that is yes.
Also, there should be demons with twisting tentacle titties.


Tentacle Demon Titty Twisters
I checked… This isn’t a real game (yet).
I’m slightly disappointed.


The NES Point & Click “trilogy”:
Shadow gate
Deja Vu
The Uninvited
The games all run on the same engine, but that’s about it for similarities. You don’t have to play them in order, but I feel like they improved things as they went along so it kind of helps.


I’m pretty sure a majority of people touched a real penis before touching a real gun.


Flipwitch is a fantastic little Metroidvania that I can’t talk to my “normal” gaming friends about.
Yeah, right when you get a rhythm and think you have things figured out… WHAM! Hurfle in the chest/shin/kneecap ohgodwhyamiupsidedown Game Over!