littleblue✨

Also, Witcher has some heart-punch right-in-the-feels moments in side quests, FFS. 😶 Even when you’re purposely avoiding what you know is gonna be an emotional wringer in a prominent quest line, they cut ya while you’re wandering around? Genius. Damn. 🤌🏾🙇🏽‍♂️

I guess you didn’t read the news?

It would sound an awful lot like the high seas, methinks.

Oh, and also, it’s only “illegal” because they have the money.

See: wage theft

Ragnarok

“… should the mead arise.”

Maybe, go for a walk? 🥹

I’m so here for this! 🤩🎉

It is the marathon.

That’s my point.

Might as well ask if we included Tactics.

Don’t feed the fuck clown.

For now… 🖕🏽 They worded that so weasely, they’re just waiting for the storm to pass and for Legal to come up with some compelling reason why they’re totally “obligated” to make it happen, “hands tied” “so sorry” and all that.

Fuck Sony. They made this SOP way back when, and there’s no way they let this stop them forever. It’s all about profit, not what “we” want.

For now… 🖕🏽 They worded that so weasely, they’re just waiting for the storm to pass and for Legal to come up with some compelling reason why they’re totally “obligated” to make it happen, “hands tied” “so sorry” and all that.

Fuck Sony. They made this SOP way back when, and there’s no way they let this stop them forever. It’s all about profit, not what “we” want.

It’s all a fucking smokescreen. Man, people just eat that shit up. Every time. It’s almost like the game is saturated in satire and we’re spooning it down ourselves.

Oh, wait. fuck.

Same. I snuck through the Withers temple and found myself in the Underdark. While admiring the vista, some minotaur ran up a side path and got vaporized by some statues, so I was about to turn around, but pushed on a little — straight into that ambush. Being around 4th level, and decades of D&D under my belt IRL, I could guess at my chances. When I reloaded, I ended up taking the main path through (was at the gate when the minotaur did the same kamikaze run) around 6th+ and had a decent time of it. The Underdark is not for sub-5th level parties 🤪

Better guess: they were incentivized to only delve as far as they did.

🤦🏽‍♂️

Paid*

“Payed” is a nautical term, hence the spell check failure.

Or, you know, get cheap AF and lob a Gatling Sentry onto the high ground along the edge and stroll through like the patriotic float princess you are, lobbing incendiary sweets at all the greedy bug holes along your parade route… It’s like 🎶Central Park in faaalll🎶

🤫 That’s the joke. 😜