We’re talking about Unix so being as pedantic as possible is actually required.

Is there a way to jailbreak an Android phone using this exploit?

ChatGPT just spat real good stuff out in seconds

There’s an entire episode of south park centered around this premise.

Hey it’s me ur brother…

Naturally Microsoft will respond by further enshittifying their own platform then just buying up the competitors to save themselves.

But I neeeeed 587 browser tabs for research!

“crypto powered” portable console

barfs

I misread that and thought you were d*cking your sister.

That would be interesting, would the market get immediately over saturated or would there be a healthy amount of competition?

There’s a guy on youtube called CNCDan who did exactly that. SFF pc in a very nice 3d printed case with custom PCBs for the controller boards. If you’re at all interested in that sort of thing I think he has a 9 part series on how he built it.

Hey when the KGB is standing in the corner looking serious, you bet those engineers will have the “stats” to prove it’s competitive.

Don’t a lot of gas pumps still run on MS-DOS?

I saw a bottle return machine running Windows 98.

Do you live in a limestone quarry?

Hey man, it’s probably cheap rent.

If you want to give back but don’t have coding skills, you can always be nice and help onboard new users! There’s always been this attitude of ‘linux is better’ immediately followed by ‘rtfm n00b’ when users try to get started. A more sympathetic crowd would go a long way.