That’s not offline…

50,000,000,000 baud communication!

300 is 1.5x more than 200?

I’m gonna keep my p3 400 with mmx for a little longer, it’s got to be better even more.

What is apac?

And it’s a way of saying “this is stupid” via malicious compliance. I’m not assuming that AMD is doing it, but I’m willing to think that there are a few employees who are.

So you’re saying my Dr Robotnik Lawnmower is bad for hedgehogs? What about foxes, or echidnas?

I definitely imagined the SpongeBob meme pointing at ever growing piles

Spelt Xits

No, use bricks, because they will take the books for their AI

G Suite Space?

How much to get into the gold poop futures market?

Walking around the factory, Spinning signs that say “we’re going to take your jobs if you unionize”

I would have gone with “40, my intelligence has always been artificial”

It’s a good thing I used gpt to write up a resume. I’ve got 10 years in I’m sorry, but as an AI language model, I cannot have a conversation with individuals who have committed criminal offenses. And 5 years working with patients who I’m sorry, as a large language model I can’t be liable for giving you false or misleading medical information.

Seems simple enough to clear any calibrations/recipes, and it’ll take years to get that back without the right tools/know how. Maybe pull the filters on the clean room on the way out the door, too, really burn that bridge.

Unfortunately though, there’s always one guy in the office who knows how to get the machine running, even if it’s a pile of smoldering charcoal, with a not-approved-by-IT USB drive that has backups of the weirdest stuff, from three updates ago.

Tux is pretty sexy though.