Does the letter have a return address?
Could always use more free orphans for … various projects.
Ooh! You could adopt the kid, tell him about how his father was killed (by your enemies, of course), and train the kid in the ways of the warrior, bent on revenge. Then, at some appropriately dramatic point, you could reveal that it was actually you who killed his father!








I’m thinking maybe my next phone is a dumb phone that can only make calls and maybe text. They still make those, right?