The inclusion of the words “metaverse” and “creators” is preview enough for me. RIP Rockstar. May your Shark Card Casket carry you to glory in the afterlife.

The most prolific Russian trolls, obv.

…basedbasedbasedbasedbased…

…meow.

“Seeing as you’ve already begun your community service by taking out a large sack of garbage, the court sees it fit to release you under your own recognizance.”

Spend 10 minutes trying to negotiate a doorway or ladder, and you call this clunky?!

The original creators obviously have nothing to fucking do with a remaster.

A remaster of what…? Hey, shut up.

Translation: “we didn’t think this predatory behavior would affect our bottom line, and we deeply regret that it has.”