Captain Poofter

dude. i am 36 years old. i have experienced and enjoyed tons of dark humo. johnny the homicidal maniac was my bread and butter when i was 16. please don’t assume just because a stranger doesn’t like something you do it’s because they are uncultured or have narrow horizons. it comes across incredibly pretentiously

i have 4 hours on my steam account. not a single chuckle. that’s enough time for a laugh. you may jokes about bleak existences and situations but dark humor isn’t exactly mainstream and imo is pretty hard to pull off without feeling gross, which Disco Elysium did to me.

also, i have seen more of the game via youtube than i have played. the game is not a comedy, just stop it.

this game was so fucking depressing and bleak and full of downer characters and sub stories i stopped playing after 4 hours.

drama can be good. hardships make adventures exciting. but when the entire world is a hardship, I’d rather play something with more realistic variety.

i hope this is a compliment because i love Aldi’s take on foods

I’m so tired of remakes and reboots y’all. it’s been like 10 years of this. i just want new games.

nice. I just cancelled mine.

oh, ya. Onimusha exists.

i wasn’t interested in baldurs gate. I’m very picky about fantasy settings, but expedition 33 has such a great premise I was all in from the intro onward

great. sit in a locker and wait for 20 minutes at a time, now in VR.

i just started streaming this game today after avoiding nearly everything about it, and WOW!! so good already! something this good only comes out once every 5 or 10 years, assuming it keeps up at the same quality of everything I’ve seen so far. I’m only 4 hours in but very impressed by basically every category you can look at a game. and the entire premise being a hyper focused allegory for mortality itself that we all face is very clever, even if very bleak. i can’t wait to see where this game goes! if you wanna watch me on the expedition, hit up https://www.youtube.com/@crustyoldhuman https://www.twitch.tv/crustyoldhuman

wasn’t yakuza 0 itself already basically a directors cut compared to the original yakuza? what even is this. fuck off.

i agree i immediately do not care about franchise products these days

i promise you’ll be able to trace her ass crack through her jeans

that’s gunna be a lot of sad kids on Christmas when the great depression 2 has settled in

i got a Powkiddy rgb20sx and I LOVE IT. SO MUCH.

i agree with everything you said, they take some willingness to tinker but boy is the payoff worth it. now that i have the library set up i can swap it out with any device and play anything in the future. i was never a big fan of portable consoles, but having all the retro titles in one little machine is just such a perfect thing. i only paid 60 bucks for my powkiddy, worth every penny

i am happy this got shelved.

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i disagree and think it would have been really neat if they explored that idea. they use the portal gun all the time in Garry’s mod maps and plenty of them have great gameplay. they would not have been able to make another boomer shooter, that’s for sure. but valve is great at innovating when they need to, I don’t think encouraging them to keep doing the same thing benefits anyone but their own wallets.

i frankly don’t see anything they could do that wouldn’t be copying mods that already exist.

imo they should have injected the portal gun into half life 3 and carried it on from there, but I’m just some guy on the internet.

why do you want it? the story was finished and the characters were resolved well. it’s okay for things to end.