Civ 6, Fallout 4

Any game with ranged weapons is literally this. If I’m playing Fallout 4 and shoot a raider in the head then combat is initiated. That’s literally his combat works. Fuck Nintendo and fuck bullshit patents.

Ah yes. Definitely a hallucination. Nothing sinister going on here, nope.

They probably haven’t pissed off Putin badly enough for that to be a practical strategy.

With always online DRM, I’m sure. Fuck you Blizzard.

If I want to play a factory game where you need to build defenses I’d go play Factorio and maybe stab myself in the throat a little because that’s about how fun having to deal with enemies in a factory game is.

If it’s not cosmetic then it’s absolutely a cash grab.

More like Scam Citizen.

They’ll keep doing this because dipshits keep paying for it. Blame the whales.

It’s because we fucking hate you, Denuvo.

I never fell for this, and I’m laughing at you if you did.

Is that crab holding a weird gun?

It’s not about the code. It’s about sending a message.

Man I figured this shit out back in 1999. Boss didn’t care. I wouldn’t be surprised if they’re still using the same shitty, slow, obsolete system today.

We all are, but people keep paying them money. It won’t stop until people get their heads out of their asses and stop doing that. Kind of like how microtransactions won’t go away because whales won’t stop shoveling dump trucks of money at mobile games.

The Matrix CCP has you.

This has a fair reason. If war were to break out the Chinese government could, hypothetically, hijack, kill, or break all their cars in the country.

How hard is it to have a tutorial on/off option at game start?

No it’s too wide. That is a J Jonah Jameson mustache if ever I done seen one.

#1 looks like JJ Jameson - You know, Peter Parker’s boss?