I’m partial to three, m’self.

None. After the vivisection that was the GTA remaster, stay the fuck away from older games. Please and thank you.

I’ve used split screen Halo to learn some completely unaware buddies about simple military strategy, such as “QUIT STANDING IN FRONT OF ME WHEN I’M HURLING GRENADES!!1!”

GREAT SUGGESTION

I miss real gaming journalism, not this sycophantic shit we’re all subject to nowadays. Replace all of Kotaku with “internet rando” already.