First I burn the data centers to the ground.

Then, I use my human brain to plan a build, while proactively cutting any hint of generative slop out of my life and online experience.

Stop taking water out of people’s mouths to peddle your braindead shit.

Surely having an oppressive theocracy in charge of the games that get made won’t have any adverse consequences, right?

…right?

Slop advert for a slop game. Fuck off with you.

How much drinking water and power made from non-renewable resources did you burn generating this bullshit?

As much as I hate Fortnite and gen AI, I can’t bring myself to care about anything negatively affecting Roblox after they revealed themselves to be the child predator haven it is now.

That is…profoundly icky. The man’s been dead 30 years, let him rest for fuck’s sake.

There was a Balatro x Chess a couple weeks ago. Everyone out there looking to make a quick buck turning a classic card or table game into a roguelite now.

Somebody among the AAA publishers had to take the initial leap into full-on reputation destroying slop. Fitting that it’s Ubisoft.

Really hoping this isn’t the case. LotR IP isn’t in a good place these days, with all the adaptations being made that don’t have the rights to the time periods or events they want to portray.

We don’t need another half-baked property about the heroic quest for Galadriel’s bidet, Gollum’s cock ring, or whatever McGuffin they come up with as a placeholder for The Ring.

Let the Professor’s work rest. No-one is doing his writing any favors by making a mockery out of it.