Step 1. Feed coin into slot machine

Step 2. Pull lever

Step 3. Congratulations! You are now an open-source developer

Can it emulate SIXAXIS functionality with the gyroscopes in other controllers such as the Steam Deck?

A system that classifies antipathy to the idea of fascism as terrorism and uses financial sanctions to shut down activist collectives with anti-fascist views will eventually classify using a non-Omarchy Linux distribution as evidence of terrorist leanings.

Great game. It looks amazing, is full of grace notes to manga/anime/Japanese cinema/video game history, and is fun to play (fast-paced without being brutally hard).

Is this vibe-coded?

Some cozy escapism then

Are they going to upgrade the name as well?

Wait for someone to crack the bootloader and then someone to get a Linux/BSD working on it and/or code up a bare-metal web view/SDL/uxn/PICO-8 that runs on it. That way, when the App Store stops supporting OS versions that run on it, it can still be reused as generic hardware.

We’re living in a golden age of vibe-coded fairy-gifts, marvels appear hourly which are not the product of any human mind. They may do more or less what’s promised, though may blow up in weird and random ways or have stupid bugs, inefficiencies or security holes that no thinking author would have signed off on. Eventually, like all fairy gold, they turn to straw: if they don’t fall apart under use, there’s no way to update or improve a dense blob of LLM-extruded code when specs or requirements change, so you just throw when away and implore the LLM fae to send a new one.

Given how Facebook aggressively guard their assets (i.e. their users’ contents and relationships), I imagine keeping this working would be a constant game of cat and mouse.

People have reported regressions with post-3.4.1 versions of rsync. If it’s a coincidence, then it’s one hell of one.

in Haskell or Rust?

Has this been audited? It’s easy to claim that something is secure, but there have been products that made such claims and were trivially exploitable.

Will his next game include a bone saw as a weapon, in honour of his employer’s owner?

“bringing you the hottest hits from the 80s, 90s and beyond…”

Eat shit, Nintendo

If you ever visited Japan and have an old Suica/Pasmo card lying around, I wonder if there’s a way of transferring money to it and using it for online payments.

Vibe coding, the crystal meth of software

Sometimes filesystem developer syndrome removes a wife, sometimes it adds one

AI can never fail, it can only be failed