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- Why is the opposite of ‘Yes’ ‘Not now’? - Because big tech won’t take no for an answer any more. 
 
- What game? - Ghost of Tsushima, I believe. 
- Ghost of Tsushima - Hold on, that’s a real photo? I thought it was a joke or something! 
 
 
- Is the horse armoured? 
- Don’t look into a digital deluxe horse’s mouth. - Cuz it doesn’t have one. 
- “So you want to play this game to it’s full expectations? That’ll be another $19.98 and a subscription to our club.” 
- The chosen horse definitely wasn’t with me the rest of the game. You could use a different one later. 



